Post by DOMisHOT on May 28, 2004 5:56:49 GMT -5
poo went over the mountain and got lost but lukily for the little pooh the fellowcashews of the ring were there to tred on the poo and the poo got a lift bak home to the evil eye where the fellowcashews took off there shoes and chucked them into the river because the little poo stunk to much and then the poo got washed down the river and then along came a creature named gollum and drunk up the water with out realising what was in it until it was to late the poo was stuck in gollums belly until gollum needed to go to the toilet BUT to the poo's suprised it came out the other way because that creature gollum couldnt stand the thought of having a living piece of feaces in side of him so then a teacher came along and said to the creature gollum you have a detention for that young creature thing you disguss me so he gave the creature gollum another detention and gollum said ''good'' then the teacher said ''you just brought yourself another one, are you finnished yet?'' gollum answered back at him''not even close BUD!!!''
the evil eyed teacher said ''how about now?''
gollum answered bak ''NO!!''
then the evileyed teacher with a wart on his nose said to the creature gollum ''you just got another one ugly thing''
then poor ugly gollum answered bak ''SO"
the teacher with a crazy evil eye with a wart said ''you just say the word and i'll keep on going''
gollum the ugly creature said ''GO''
the teacher said ''ennie meanie minie.....''
gollum answered bak ''MO!!''
teacher''your mother was a...''
gollum''HOE!!''
teacher ''famous clowns name.....''
gollum ''BOBO!!""
then the creature gollums master frodo turned around to him and told him to stop then the poo started stinking like cashews again soooo bad that the teacher passed out and then gollum hugged and kissed the poo until frodo kicked the poo right out of gollums arms and the poo went flying way over the mountain and landed on the great almighty GANDALF whos hair was once grey that turned white from old age then brown and now the stinky cashewsty poo no longer exsists because the greedy brown haired wizard wanted the poo all to him self so that the evil eyed teacher would never come near him to give him a detention because gandalf the cashews haired old man now smelt to bad that he has no friends because the fellowcashews of the ring ran away from him because he is just a stinky old man now that has poo in his hair THE END i hope you enjoyed the story lots and lots of cashewsy hugs of hair from me
the evil eyed teacher said ''how about now?''
gollum answered bak ''NO!!''
then the evileyed teacher with a wart on his nose said to the creature gollum ''you just got another one ugly thing''
then poor ugly gollum answered bak ''SO"
the teacher with a crazy evil eye with a wart said ''you just say the word and i'll keep on going''
gollum the ugly creature said ''GO''
the teacher said ''ennie meanie minie.....''
gollum answered bak ''MO!!''
teacher''your mother was a...''
gollum''HOE!!''
teacher ''famous clowns name.....''
gollum ''BOBO!!""
then the creature gollums master frodo turned around to him and told him to stop then the poo started stinking like cashews again soooo bad that the teacher passed out and then gollum hugged and kissed the poo until frodo kicked the poo right out of gollums arms and the poo went flying way over the mountain and landed on the great almighty GANDALF whos hair was once grey that turned white from old age then brown and now the stinky cashewsty poo no longer exsists because the greedy brown haired wizard wanted the poo all to him self so that the evil eyed teacher would never come near him to give him a detention because gandalf the cashews haired old man now smelt to bad that he has no friends because the fellowcashews of the ring ran away from him because he is just a stinky old man now that has poo in his hair THE END i hope you enjoyed the story lots and lots of cashewsy hugs of hair from me
