QUOTES!!

[ilovedom]

hey guys write back i will put a few more down the bottom that are to big to put up there ..ok not a few ALOT!hehe ilovedom the more i read and see of him the more i like him

[ilovedom]

im sorry about the 6th one but i could nt fit it in it actually says: any inaccuracies are probly duue to copious amounts of alchohol... heres another few dom quotes that i love:
•"Went home and tried to make a cake, but the oven broke so I ate raw cake mix, watched TV, felt sick, and went to Billy's."
•"I just talk instead; that's my thing. My talent is for making people laugh. That's why so many of my friends are girls. I really enjoy their company. Actually, it's a bit disconcerting. The other day I did a test at the back of a book called Why Men Don't Listen and Women Can't Read Maps. I came out as being the most feminine man ever. Outrageous!"
•"I hold Treebeard (In The Lord of the Rings) quite close to my heart. He takes things very slowly -- he knows that he'll live forever, so he can spend as much time as he wants mulling things over. I'm turned on by that because I don't think that way."
•"For Merry, losing Pippin is like losing his strength, the other side of his personality."
ill post more another time

[ilovedom]

Dom: "Some people think Im called Mary..."
Billy: "Yes but do you have a little lamb?"

Billy: "I just lost my train of thought. Keep talking Dom."
Dom: "I like eggs in the morning and bacon at night. Is that bad?"
Billy: "No keep going, keep going."
Dom: "When I was seven I used to eat ants."
Billy: "Wait, I remembered! I just lost it again. Thats amazing isn't it?"

Billy: "He didn't ask me if he could stick it on, he just stuck it on."
Dom: "Can I rip it off?"
Billy: "No, you can't rip it off."

Dom: [on Elijah & playing Tig] "So we would play. The three of us [Dom, Sean and Billy] were constantly getting it right. Every time. Elijah tried a new way of tigging someone, we'd say "No Elijah, you can't tig on a tog" "You can't tag on a tig" "You have to do an elephant impression if you're gonna tig Billy and if Billy's going to tig you back you have to get on your knees and take your trousers down... and for like three weeks he was saying how much he enjoyed playing Tig."

Dom: [on Billy] "We spend so much time together. We enjoy each other's company. We're constantly walking up and down the red carpet with an arm around each other and chatting and all that kind of stuff. So the rumours are rife! There was a rumour about Elijah and me that Ian McKellen told us about - we were having an affair in LA! But you know I'm not going to confirm or deny [laughs]. Billy and I do fit like a jigsaw. Still now, three or four years down the line, we'll manage to make each other crack up in tears of laughter... and fascinate each other, which is the perfect relationship. Maybe we will get married in a couple of years! If he was a girl, I'd marry him today! I've been suggesting to Billy a sex change, but he really feels quite manly about things [Billy shouts, "I love women!"]. Yes, he's really passionate about women, as I am."

Dom: [joking about Viggo] "I would say probably 95% of the work that you see as Viggo onscreen is completely computer generated, because he has a wooden leg and he can't run. So they had to do all that CG. And also he can't act. There's all this stuff going on about how good he was in that film, but they had to morph a lot of the face movements from Billy and myself, because we were able to reach those levels of acting that Viggo just couldn't reach. I mean, he can barely talk English, you know? He's pretty dumb..."

Dom: [on Elijah] "Who is that? Who's that guy? Some extra. I don't know."


doms so cute, i hope you like the quotes if anyone has more please please post them

[ilovedom]

i love the one were he's joking about viggo, its so funny... ;D

[pipsmyman]

Lol yeh thats funny! ;D

[ilovedom]

hehehe they would do so well if they were stand up comedians, but lots of lotr fans would watch them, go us! dweebs

[pipsmyman]

I found all these quotes on this site...soz for stealing them...but they were so cute/funny/dom.
Dom on Billy:

"We hate how much we like each other. We're good friends you know. It's not too difficult to be friends with someone when you're having such a great time. There's kind of an unspoken thing that goes on between us now. We know what we've all been through to get to this point. It's an incredibly strong link."

Dom and Billy:
Billy: "..We can play other things. Dom will be very good in say ? a geisha girl."
Dominic: "Well, thank you. It's a script I've been entertaining people with for the past couple of weeks. You should see me in a kimono. Ohhh!"
Billy: "When he's closely shaved and got makeup on ... "
Dominic: "I look very, very beautiful."
Billy: "Oh, he's quite enchanting!"
Dominic: "Yeah, I wore it once at a fancy dress party. I told Elijah that I was going to turn up as a red Indian. But when I actually turned up as a geisha girl, he actually tried to kiss me. It's an ugly part of our relationship !"

Billy and Dom answering a question if billy would go to Doms wedding (whether their friendship will last):
Billy: "If he pays for my plane fare."
Dominic: "I'll pay for it."
Billy: "And my hotel?"
Dominic: "Well you can sleep on my floor with my new wife."
Billy: "OK. I'll go (laughing)."

Dom on his friendship with Billy
"You know I think Billy and I will know each other for the rest of our lives. We can't go through an experience, which comes to define huge parts of you, and just let it all go. We've written this script together and we're going to try and work together. The idea for Billy and I is to go off and do our own things and come back every five years or so and do a project, whether it be a play, a film or a television show. Same goes for everyone else. We're constantly dreaming of new ways of trying to get back together."


"I'm Orlando Bloom, but I've had a bit of a facial readjustment."

"Once again, I don't know what's happening, but Billy and I look really handsome. Some strange cinematography going on there."

"I used to want it more than anything when I started out, but the more I've worked, the less I want to be recognised. But I've always been a bit cocky and attention seeking, so deep down, I suppose I love the attention."

"My mum always says 'Even if you're not doing something wrong, you look like the guy who is."

"If my house caught fire I would save myself and anyone in there and I would try and save all the diaries and letters that I have collected as everything else is replaceable. And I would sit on the lawn watching my house burn cherry red and record it in my diary."

"Went to the beach for the day and wrote as much as I could about this incredible experience and where my life seemed to be taking me, etc. I fell asleep, and when I woke up the papers were blowing down the beach and into the water. I sat up and watched until I couldn't see one piece of paper left. I drove home and felt happy."

"If you are in the meat market, at some point you are gonna get mad cows disease."

"I'd love to play a gangster but I think people might say I looked a bit too young and cheeky to play a character who'd just blown someones head off!"

"I've always been outgoing and was always trying to be the centre of attention as a little boy... loud and cheeky and naughty. I was moving around so much that I had to make friends quite quickly as a kid. Every 3 years we would move to a new city, and I would have to be constantly impressing myself onto people immediately, because I knew I only had 3 years to be friends with them before I took off."

"For me [best part of filming], being surrounded by beautiful women and sleeping on a huge pile of cash"

"I just talk instead; that's my thing. My talent is for making people laugh. That's why so many of my friends are girls. I really enjoy their company. Actually, it's a bit disconcerting. The other day I did a test at the back of a book called Why Men Don't Listen and Women Can't Read Maps. I came out as being the most feminine man ever. Outrageous!"

"Billy talk to me or I am cancelling the internet."

"Growing up, I liked Jerry of Tom and Jerry. He was the little guy who was more clever than the big guy even though he wasn't as strong. I identified with that going through school. I also like Mighty Mouse. I like the little guys who come through in the end."

"I won't miss having to stand for two hours at 4:30 a.m. and having freezing cold glue applied to my feet. I won't miss two-hour drives to work or long, long, long, days sitting in my trailer waiting... waiting... waiting. I won't miss glue in my ears. But I would do it all again tomorrow."

"We enjoy drinking pretty much the same amount, which is nice. If you're going to spend a year and a half with someone, it's good if you drink on the same level! Billy and I can keep up with each other, which is essential."


"Viggo left a long message on my machine. He leaves these kind of stream-of-consciousness messages on your machine, like, 'Yeah, this is Viggo, I'm eating chicken, I'm wearing blue trousers, the sun is shining...' I always save the messages."

"Any inaccuracies were probably due to copious amounts of alcohol."

"This Legolas guy - I hope he gets killed by an arrow in the next movie. Vroom... right through this eye!"

"Racism, sexism, homophobia, ignorance. I am irritated by all these things a lot. Also, having no beer in the fridge and losing a girls number that you really liked."

"You should definitely put that in the article that I'm single, and I like women!"

"I kinda feel a little bit neglected, you know. I've been here for a year. I don't get any calls for me. I don't get any of this young hot Hollywood, you know, stuff. I mean look at me, I mean come on! Are you kidding? This kid is on fire!"


"He's got quite enchanting eyes. You know how it is with the eclipse? If you keep looking at it for a certain amount of time, you can't stop - you have to keep looking at it. That's like Billy's eyes - if you look at them for more than 20 or 30 seconds, then you're hooked."

"I bring sunshine into people's hearts. Just with my talking...and my mind-work."

"Its not just my tongue thats bad. My spleen once stole 100 dollars from 7/11."

"I was thinking about this a few days ago. I was having a shave and I was thinking about the boys. I'm kind of a believer in reincarnation and that stuff, and I feel I cannot have made these friendships by chance. I feel we've met each other before and it was our destiny to come together, like it's destiny of the characters to come together."

"Bill wrote a poem on the night of the premiere.. it was called 'my dignity is in Dom's gob'."

"That's just the kind of thing Pippin would say. That's my Billy. He's so charming - it's like he can do no wrong."

"Now hang on. This is the entrance to end all entrances. Oh my god... If that is not two movie stars."

"We spend so much time together. We enjoy each other's company. We're constantly walking up and down the red carpet with an arm around each other and chatting and all that kind of stuff. So the rumours are rife! There was a rumour about Elijah and me that Ian McKellen told us about - we were having an affair in LA! But you know I'm not going to confirm or deny. Billy and I do fit like a jigsaw. Still now, three or four years down the line, we'll manage to make each other crack up in tears of laughter... and fascinate each other, which is the perfect relationship. Maybe we will get married in a couple of years! If he was a girl, I'd marry him today! I've been suggesting to Billy a sex change, but he really feels quite manly about things [Billy: "I love women!"]. Yes, he's really passionate about women, as I am."

[ilovedom]

grr you should have went through them cos some are repeated, but all of those ive heard b4... we must have went to the same site

[Bridie Barrett]

lol...my bad